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Old 04-19-13, 01:27 PM   #7
Hottentot
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"OK, guys! There's a group of heavily armed terrorists in that room. Open the door carefully, bang and clear!"
"You got it!" [Swings the door wide open while standing in front of it]
[Burst from AK-47]
"Officer down! Throw the damn flashbang!"
"You got it!" [Moves in front of the opened door with the flashbang grenade in hand]
[Burst from AK-47]
"Officer down! Clear the room, dammit!"
[Total silence]
"I said clear the...to whom am I talking to again?"

"OK, guys! There's a group of heavily armed terrorists in that staircase. I want you to clear it carefully."
"You got it!"
[A minute and a burst from AK-47 later]
"Officer down! I'll go help him!"
"No, you moron, don't..."
[A minute and a burst from AK-47 later]
"Officer down! I'll go help him!"
[A minute and a burst from AK-47 later]
"Sigh."

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