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Old 04-19-13, 08:32 AM   #3755
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"8 happy years and she's now gone forever, my dream girlfriend!" I said to the barman. "She used to be so kind, my best friend and sex on tap, but no more!"

"Has she run off with someone else then mate?" he asked.

"No!" I sobbed. "I married her last Saturday."
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