I took a bird back to my house the other night. "Why are all of these photos turned the other way?" she asked confused.
"They're pictures of my wife," I replied. "They're just too painful to look at."
"Oh, I'm sorry," she apologised. "I never knew, how did it happen if you don't mind me asking?"
"Both of her parents were ugly," I replied.
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Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now 
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