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Originally Posted by Father Goose
Dr. Steve,
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Never heard of 'im!
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When you return from scuba diving, please answer the following questions that have been requested by the court.
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What makes you think I'm ever coming back? Especially now?
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Regarding the charges that were filed by Dr. Steve O.L.D {or his office} against LTJG Williams / Article 89—Disrespect toward a superior commissioned officer based on statements made to Dr. Steve by LTJG Williams.
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The devil made me do it!
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1) Did you file charges against LTJG Williams or were said charges filed by a member of your office?
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No.
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2) If you filed charges, do you plan to prosecute as well? If so, will you use spell checking?
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No!
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3) Where is LTJG Williams being held?
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A thousand times no!
I mean, I don't know.
I mean, never heard of 'im.
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4) What is your finding pertaining to LTJG Williams mental competency relating to combat fitness?
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He's mad as a hatter! A little light in the loafers too, if you ask me.
Wait, that's Armistead. Or was that Armistead's assessment of me?
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5) Is LTJG Williams competent to stand trial for the second offense by Dr. Steve O.L.D?
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Boy, if I ever meet this Williams guy I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind!
Maybe I should take a piece of his instead.
Easy for you to say. You're not the one being badgered by some court git.
Do that again and you better buy me dinner first!