To: LCDR Eugene D. Williams, USN, USS Grenadier
Article 32 Hearing.
Be advised.
You were ordered arrested and held without bond. You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to military or civilian counsel,, so forth and so on, etc...
Formal Charges:
Failure to attack the enemy in order to progress career.
Dereliction of duty
Falsifying reports, logs.
Failure to provide medical care to crew.
Failure to follow commands and orders.
Wantonly shooting and killing 21 protected wading birds.
The accused has a right to waive an Article 32 investigation and such waiver may be made a condition of a plea bargain. If the investigation is not waived, the accused is entitled to be present throughout the investigative hearing.
We offer you the following plea deal. If you resign from the service, never to return to Subsim, agree never to play SH4 again, all charges formal and otherwise will be dropped.
Do you accept our plea bargain?
Admiral Armistead
CC Lt Goose
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Last edited by Armistead; 04-07-13 at 09:09 AM.
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