Okay seriously....
NEVER GET YOUR HAIR CUT AT WALMART! I learned that today when this really big lady with purple hair cut my hair at walmart. I probably couldn't fit my arms around her if I tried. She breathed down on my face the entire time and I don't want to know what part of her kept brushing me. It was 20 MINUTES LONG! I held my breath at least half of that.
*Shiver*