First Rool of SPECOPS: There is no SPECOPS.
Second Rool of SPECOPS: We don't talk about SPECOPS.
Third Rool of SPECOPS: Since there is no SPECOPS, I guess it's okay to talk about it.
Fourth Rool of SPECOPS: I would be the head of SPECOPS, since I made it up, but since there is no SPECOPS I guess I can't do that.
Fifth Rool of SPECOPS: Since it's my club I get to say who joins and who doesn't, and guess what?
Sixth Rool of SPECOPS: Since Rool 4 says I can't be leader based on Rool 3 and Rool 1, I guess all you have to do is claim you're a member. Who can say otherwise? Well, I guess I can, but since there is no SPECOPS I can't exactly prove it, so you'll probably win that shouting match.
SPECOPS - Way better than Fight Club!
Well, it would be if either one of them existed!