http://www.upi.com/blog/2013/03/13/K...spt=fsb&or=ros
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Three highly trained "killer" dolphins may have escaped from a Ukrainian naval base and are on the loose looking for love.
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It gets better...
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A military source told Ukrainian news site RIA the dolphins at Sevastopol are also trained to engage enemy swimmers with knives or pistols affixed to their heads.
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"pistols affixed to their heads."
Fricking "pistols" on their fricking "heads".
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