Mission ???: KX-WTF (What The Fark)
Objective: Go fly some place. See stuff!
Mission Perimeters: Jeb not know what dis mean.
Payload: Me!
Hioh! Jeb hear. Me going to fly rockets some day, dat what dey tell me. But for now, me fly planes until rockets is ready. Me grandfather wus pilot too, he use ta fly planes up north. Me always wanted to do dis too, but never got to. One day me go drinking with engi.. egni... dah guys dat make stuf. Me tells them that me always wanted to fly oldie type planes you no? Dey say dey could help me out, make on fer me. Dey were pretty drunk doh, and dey make me plane with 4 wings! I toght dey crazy. Who heard of plane with 4 wings? But dey say dah plane is bi. I ask if dey meen da plane is into guys and girls, dey laff and say no, is bi plane. Mission control find out about plane and says I can fly it, but dey wants me to fly some place for dem. Dey says they found somtin up north from last mission. Dey calls it a amamoly. Dey say doh dat da bi plane range no good, so dey make a rocket ship and put fuel on it.
Dis is da rocket ship dey make
Boom woosh it take off into sky and things fall off!
Me watch rocket fly through sky on TV and drop more stuff before turning round
More stuff fall offs rocket. Me wonder why dey make rocket so bad eveting fall of
But lil rocket grow mor dan tree strange boob shape tings... oh dey paratutes!
and land on ground
Scientist guys tell Jeb dat rocket have lots of fuel on it for biplane and me should fly biplane to before me going to spot on map so me get ready for takeoff...
Dis is bi plane, me not understand what make it bi but no care, me like, it look cool
Me get in, start engine, take off
Go fly north
Oooo purdy mountains lookie
Me find rocket on ground and land beside after long time flying
Me get out of bi plane, grab hose and go to rocket
Me hook up hose to rocket, turn lever, rocket fill fuel tank on bi plane
Me unhook hose, put hose in plane, get back in plane, take off go north again
Me see snow! Scientists in head say me close now
Me see odd black speck ahead, scientists in head get excited
Me fly past it, me think it look strange, not no wut it is
Me land near by as sun start to go down and drive plane to black thing. Me wonder what it is, me get out and get closer look
Scientists yelling in Jebs ear a lot now, say dat me discover major thing, say it alien ship or somtin, me not sure. Me get back in plane and fly back home. It very dark when me get back but plane land ok. Trip took 4 hours!
Debriefing, Mission ???:
Scientist make big deal of thing me found. Say it revol.. revol.. make better our thinking. Scientists say dey sending expiditon to black thing, bring back here. Dey tink it help with rocket making. Jeb happy, scientists no seem angry at jeb no more.
Hioh! Jeb now sign off now. Scientsist say dey got new mission for jeb, jeb going in rocket next! JEB CANT WAIT ROCKET FLY YAAAH!