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Old 02-08-06, 07:17 PM   #3
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Now I know why reports of UFOs have faded out in the news in recent years. They have abducted enough individuals and have taken enough biological samples to reproduce homo sapiens for the galactic zoo, that now they do not need any more samples. Instead they spend their time pressing laserwarpspeed-pedals to triplatinum-metals, winning distance to our planet before God blows up this place and might become aware of their presence and blows them up as well, sicne he's already at it. Because we all know: big boys always prefer the bigger bang of two.
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