Dr.Steve,
Why do hillbillies use lard instead of a lube? And may I ask what the difference is?
I am from the Northern part of this wonderful country and am not familiar with the Southern Voodoo rituals that involve sacrificing family members, pets, and very small cute frogs from a neighbors yard.These are criminal acts according to my state laws.
Lard is for greasing bulls before blind people ride them, it is not for some sick deviated use by people who can see it's darn dangerous.
I plan on sending a strongly written letter to both, the people who sell Lard for entertainment purposes, and to those who think real bulls can replace the mechanical ones I have fallen in love with.
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