Speaking of getting naked in front of Doctors, I'll share my most em-bare-assing moments, as I have much experience.
Once I had a heart cath, thought I was having a heart attack,(turns out I was just stressed and overworked trying to please my wife} for some reason they thought they needed to do this. You go into a large xray like room, get naked and lie flat on a cold steel table. There were several nurses standing in there. Course they were glancing as I got naked. The cold sure didn't help things. I'm getting ready to get a wire run through my heart and I'm worried what the girls are thinking. Anyway, finally a mean older ugly nurse comes over and says.
"You know why they call me Sgt. Carter around here"
I reply "no"
"Because I'm in charge of privates"
She then grabbed my wanker, streched it out, rolled it in a towel and taped it to my belly.
Case 2:
Had to get a lower GI a few years ago. Here I am on the table on all fours, butt in the air, nurse running a tube up my arse. Same thing, cold as heck, my turtle was hiding in it's shell. She is just chatting like normal, I just grunt once in a while as she shoves the tube up further, which I think she mistook for me answering her constant muttering, causing her to talk more. The subject somehow got on dogs, told her my wife owns a kennel and grooming business..blah blah....She was like " Oh, I love your wife, she grooms my dog." as she shoves harder.. A few weeks later my wife comes home and says " Cathy came in today" and starts laughing......I just walked away.
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You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.
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