I actually never read the manifesto, I only guessed by Cel's actions, some twisted commie plot.
Chest bumbs are for insecure men, unable to express their emotions openly. Maybe you're not able to express yourself with a loving manly bro hug without lusting over me?
A correct man hug.
Face each other keep at least 1ft seperation at the waist.
Lean forward, making chest to chest contact.
Wrap arms around shoulders, arms shouldn't go below waist.
Firmly pat with hands as you hug on the back.
Kiss on the cheek with closed mouth is optional.