Dear Dr Steve, If I put me foot down with a firm hand, and am not backward in coming forward, did I really oughta pay the fine for breaking the speed limit in reverse - which I was only doing so that I wouldn't meet meself coming back?
Yours, Mrs Woodentop
ps our pet woodpecker has lately taken to pecking me on the head and poking twigs in me ear. Should I be worried?
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