Do I get special rights and a tax refund for having blond hair, please? I contribute a lot of important stuff to the community and do it a great social service with my blond hair, for which I deserve some kind of privileged status and social recognition, I think.
Same rights for singles! Same rights for blonds! Equality for blond singles! I assume living together with my ficus still gets socially discriminated and banned from formal recognition of qualifying for marriage?
Gardeners of all nations, unite! Against inequality, against discrimination, against antisocial ideas of family! Marriage must be
green!
Blond Pride!
