Those playbills were supposed to have been burned!
Sure blame me for all of your production problems.
I guess you never figured it out, that Donna the Nug was sick of you molesting her during undressed rehearsals. You CAD!
Besides, that wasn't the final Ghost of Karl Marx costume you made me wear. This was...
Cel took great offense when he read the action dialogue for that ear of corn!
Remember he said he'd do it if you ate the corn afterwards and you said "Sure Butt er is Butt er" and every member of the cast puked for a week.