I see that Sailor Steve will be needing some remedial training on my brand of humor.
As an aside Captain Armistead... there is no excuse for mis.. err.. .poor spellin.

Parse what you write. Correct your SNAFUs. The internet is a good source, just type what you think the correct word is into your address bar et ' joila!
Just be glad that I don't invoke the Villebilly method.
M R Ducks
M R not
O S A R
C M Wangs?
L I B M R ducks.
By the way, the letter N is nowhere near that T.
"Match made
it heaven"????
Only MWolfe could misspell the word A.