I made an anonymous tip to the Polizei that an Aptenodytes forsteri was bragging about stealing the cookie.I told them that he possibly lived in Dusseldorf and that he was most likely a pinko commie.They said that they already had an extensive file on a certain Aptenodytes forsteri and that they would send GSG-9 to go and "visit" his last known address.I told then to convert my reward into dollars and send it to a P.O. box at a UPS store.I also requested that no cookies should be given to annoying sick children.
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