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Originally Posted by Cybermat47
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True. Politicians are an annoying bunch at best.
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Not if you are a lobbyist.One of the most annoying people I ever met was a guy in the Air Force whose goal was to get into OCS(officer candidate school) get a commission then do a stint
as an officer after that he wanted to become a lobbyist.(Officers in the US military all have at least a bachelor's degree many have a Masters).
I hoped that this person would accidentally walk in back of a jet engine at full power he never did sadly.Instead I would rig up a bucket inside his locker so that the door would be closed when you opened it thanks to a rigging of para cord it would dump its contents on whom ever opened the door.Having the intelligence level of a the typical lobbyist he fell for this many times i set this trap for him two or three times each month.Sometimes I also smeared axle grease on the lockers handle that way his hands got dirty hed soon get a washing.