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Old 01-24-13, 01:48 PM   #504
Armistead
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Originally Posted by soopaman2 View Post
Ok, here goes.

Experts say humans taste like pork.

I am in the mood for a spare rib.

I am looking at my wife, and what I read in dat there bible, about Adam Giving up a rib to make Eve. I like ribs...Take the rib back?

I am not going to ask you if it is OK, I already know it is. I am just asking you if you want to attend a Bar B Q?

Bring a lady friend, my wife will be unable to make it. Think spring break+Caligula.
Well, if it were biblical times, you could always buy another wife or just take on many wives, concubines and slave women as you could afford or capture in battle.... It probably wasn't that bad back then to have as many women as you wanted, they get mouthy, just have them stoned.
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