Das Boot only came out in the eighties, right? So these puns are the direct predecessor. You'd imagine your CO, XO, or wardroom telling these to each other. :P
Anyrate! Back to Moses!
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
"Jew kiddin' me?"
"No, Israeli how he does it!"
"Are you Syria-s?"
"I Canaan tell a lie."
(as told to me by Aaron Schwartz, who observes the shabbat)
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