[TarJak]

Originally Posted by Gargamel

Not math.... strippers.

Think of money wielding customers as gravity pits and the strippers looking to make money as objects passing through space. As they approach a customer, they are drawn to them. The more money the customer possesses, the more attracted the strippers. Now add multiple floors to this strip club, and magical strippers that can pass through floors. Over time, the strippers will be drawn towards the richer customers, either moving laterally, or up down stairs to them. Hence a 5th dimensional strip club.

Now if we include the concept of hawking radiation, where the customers money is slowly evaporated over time, the gravitational pull of the customer decreases, the strippers will then migrate towards other customers as the 'gravity' well of now broke customers disappear.

Yes, I'm spending too much time in strip clubs. But I do get a lot of critical thinking done there.


(holy crap, if that doesn't get a POTY nomination.....)

So what about the gravitational pull of the strippers pulling more customers towards a singularity?