Dear Steve
My new George Formby grill burned my steaks, I followed the instructions to the letter.
1 I leant on the lampost at the corner of the street.
2 I waited untill a certain little lady came by.
3 I cried oh me, oh my until said lady wandered past:
After step 3 things went downhill rapidly;
She was neither wonderful, marvellous or beautiful. The grill burst into flame....... My steaks were cremated and my customers were less than happy to say the least !!!!!!!!! I am starting to think the cooking instructions were written when George had other things on his mind. Is it possible I could hire your expert services to start a civil action against Mr. Formby ?
I am neither impressed with his cookware, or , his choice in women!
Best regards
G. Ramsey
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