I broke up with my girlfriend last night using the classic line "It's not you, it's me."
"You're just saying that to make me feel better" she sobbed.
"No, it is me" I replied, "My wife's found out."
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Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now 
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