George Osborne gives his Christmas message..
My dear friends in the city, as you can see I have started to give these filthy low life scrounging plebs a hard time by cutting their benefits, I can say next year I will inflict more pain on these slobs who are still in bed at 5 am in the morning, while you my friends have to go out in filthy cold weather lashing down with rain to work.
Next year, all the unemployed will be forced to work in sweat shops 16 hours a day with no breaks and work until they die. As for the working class I will make them pay 100% TAX & VAT on everything and I mean everything. They will have to pay £500 to use their own toilets..This will teach these scum bags to vote Labour. And as for the middle class who as we know are so stupid this is where you come in my friends.
Our PM David Cameron will give you the green light in 2013, and I want you to rip off the middle class with even more wonderful ponzi schemes and bankrupt them all. Once we have destroyed the working/middle classes they will become our slaves and do as we tell them. Finally I say this, go forth and make money for me so I can wipe my arse on it.