Was Santa good to you...
Did you get what you wanted.....Let's see....
I got a new coat, socks and underwear....However, my wife did put on her cute Elf outfit and I got to play Santa......
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You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.
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