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soopaman2 · 12-23-12, 12:42 PM

I will share my embarrasing first experience with firearms.

I went to Alabama (note my location) to visit my uncle.

Upon trying to get me a valid hunting liscense I was one year under in age.

My uncle took me out anyways.

First thing I did was try to shoot a bird off a power line, which made my uncle crap bricks.

We stalked across this land, that had these white things that popped when you stepped on them, I did end up bagging a squirrel, which my uncle made me eat, against all protests. He helped me, it tasted pretty good honestly.

Then we went to his property, where we shot beer bottles with a shotgun.

I was maybe 11-12, and kinda small. I could not hit jack with this thing. It tossed me around honestly.

So I channel my movie experience, and put this thing near my face. Not knowing the guys in movies, have strength and experience, two things I was lacking, being a skinny yankee.

I fire, the bottle splatters, and my right eye lights up in pain.

Great shot! My uncle howls. I howl in pain, as I was given the biggest shiner ever.

At least I hit the bottle! I was simply wounded and embarrassed, the bottle met its end on top of a burned out shell of a Volkswagen Bug.

Soop 1, bottle 0

OK so make fun of me now

12-23-12, 12:42 PM	#3
soopaman2 Der Alte Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: New Jersey, USA Posts: 3,316 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 0	I will share my embarrasing first experience with firearms. I went to Alabama (note my location) to visit my uncle. Upon trying to get me a valid hunting liscense I was one year under in age. My uncle took me out anyways. First thing I did was try to shoot a bird off a power line, which made my uncle crap bricks. We stalked across this land, that had these white things that popped when you stepped on them, I did end up bagging a squirrel, which my uncle made me eat, against all protests. He helped me, it tasted pretty good honestly. Then we went to his property, where we shot beer bottles with a shotgun. I was maybe 11-12, and kinda small. I could not hit jack with this thing. It tossed me around honestly. So I channel my movie experience, and put this thing near my face. Not knowing the guys in movies, have strength and experience, two things I was lacking, being a skinny yankee. I fire, the bottle splatters, and my right eye lights up in pain. Great shot! My uncle howls. I howl in pain, as I was given the biggest shiner ever. At least I hit the bottle! I was simply wounded and embarrassed, the bottle met its end on top of a burned out shell of a Volkswagen Bug. Soop 1, bottle 0 OK so make fun of me now __________________ If Hitler invaded Hell I would make at least a favourable reference to the devil in the House of Commons. -Winston Churchill- The most fascinating man in the world.