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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve
Oh contraire, mon frere. I can cure nothing. I merely help you feel better about being sick.
Pay Armistead on your way out, please.
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You know we're a non-profit and I don't know what you do with the money you get from the government. I also know I can't keep filing multiple claims for the same patient daily. I noticed you purchased a new car. The only pay I have gotten so far from you is the two goats Dowly paid with.......and got no xmas bonus, not even a chicken.
I hate to bring this up, but I also feel sexually harassed. Do you not think I notice the little touches and bumps everyday as we pass in the hall? Why do you always drop something right at my chair, bending over with your buttocks towards my person. Why is mistletoe hanging by the waterfountain? I'm tired of everytime I get a drink of water, you jump from the restroom foyer and kiss me, screaming "Merry Christmas" as if that excuses it. I would look for other work, but you know the economy is bad and I really need this job. Anyway, I'm trying to be thankful that you got me a xmas gift, but I wasn't expecting pink garters and an enema bag.
Well, I've got to get back to work, as do you, Vendor is here again running up and down the hall screaming "I like rabbits." Please let me know when you're ready to see him.