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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve
There is no Santa. The guy in your chimney is a Rooskie spy.
Why would that alarm you? Get out the old hunting rifle. Instant Christmas dinner!
Do you want a singing cowboy as well? I work cheap. Also, you need an electronic sweep, not the other kind. And you need to buy my book teaching you to speak Rooshian. 600 rubles at your nearby Skhval-Mart.
You're beyond hope. That princess, on the other hand...
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Dear Steve
No Santa.......... !!!!!!!
You mean I have been lied to all these years ??? Rooshians have been posing as S.Claus this is outrageous !!!!! And in my chimney !
Have you an idea of the going rate for chimney letting re: the housing of illegal rooshians. I will obviously declare any earnings to the concerned gov. dept.
Is it possible for you to forward a demo disc of your singing cowboy capabilities, I would hate to scare the neighbours and therefor would like to prewarn them, ( and also possibly charge a small admission fee, shared 50/50 of course in your favour ) to amaze themselves at your musical reindeer roundup antics.
Looking forward to hearing from you re this amazing business possibility.
PS. The princess is gay..... bummer
