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Originally Posted by Fubar2Niner
Dear Steve,
Why should I never teach my granny to suck eggs?
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I see nothing wrong with that practice. Grannies are a precious resource.
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Whilst on the subject, just because I laugh last, does it necessarily follow that I laugh longest?
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No. If you started late you might actually laugh shortest. But if you laugh loudest your friends will smack you.
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If my grandmother made my father a transvestite, if I gave her the wool, would she make me one?
Puzzled
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No. Your grandmother hates you.