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Old 12-18-12, 06:07 PM   #44
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Originally Posted by Stealhead View Post
Dear Steve,
When picking my nose in public what is the best booger disposal
method? Finger flicking or shirt swipe?How about while on a dinner date?

Signed,
Boogy Fingers
Finger flicking can leave a mess that some poor dog, cat or snail might step in. Shirt-wiping leaves a stain that will drive your date away.

Best to eat it now while it's still fresh. It probably tastes better than the food at that restaurant anyway.
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