Before I was just a lawyer. Now I'm a psikia...psychulag...shrink too? Who knew? My license hasn't even come in the mail yet! If it doesn't come soon I'm going to have to stock up on whatever cereal that has things like this in the box.
Just so you know, O.L.D. stands for Order of the Legally Dead.
I also hold the Blessed Ugly Lady's Loving Safety and Health In Texas award, but that's another story.