I'd probably have to stand on principle and fight against Patrick Swayze and Charlie Sheen. So, I would welcome our new Russian overlords in that pursuit.
1984's Red Dawn was, to me, the most ridiculous 114 minutes of cinema that I have ever seen and I'm including Fearless Frank (
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0061654/). From what I have read in reviews, the new Red Dawn is a ridiculous update of that already ridiculous original.