hate working for technical support when my blonde girlfriend calls.
"Hi, babe. The computer keeps freezing up, can you fix it for me?"
"I'll give it a shot, but follow my directions carefully." I said, "Now first I want you to click on 'my computer'
"How the hell am I supposed to do that, you git?! You're 10 miles away at work!" she raged before slamming the phone down.
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Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now 
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