A policeman pulled me over on the motorway today.
"Hang on a minute," I said to my wife on the phone. "Yes officer?"
He said, "You're talking on your mobile."
I said, "I know, I'm just telling my wife that I'm stuck in traffic and I may be home a few hours late."
"There is no traffic." he replied.
What a sod, I was winking at him as well.
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Oh my God, not again!!
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