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so much for keep it in the family then.
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The folks in WV were hoping.....
Keep It In The Family
Written by: Dan Peters
Sweet sixteen, you're a regular dream and I can see it runs in your family. 'Cuz your momma's 32 and she's just as hot as you. This kind o' thing could really drive me crazy. When I see your little sister, all I wanna do is kiss her. I hope that it's okay with you. Well, your Grandma's 47, she's a real piece of heaven. Baby, this is what I wanna do.
I want to marry your whole family and be your favorite daddy, your grandpa and your little brother too. I won't be just a sailor if I move into your trailer. I want to be the captain and the crew. I'll be the man around the house, the community spouse. Still, I'm a savin' all my best for you. 'Cuz lovin' 1 is always fun but lovin' 4 is so much more and Baby, we can keep it in the family.
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Teenage Honey, you look like a playboy bunny. I wanna be around you everyday. Well, I'm not complainin' but it's hard behavin' when your momma's sunbathin' in the nude. Your little sister wants to tease me in her little red bikini. It's hard to keep my eyes on you. Then Grandma comes along in a halter and thong. Baby, this is what I gotta do.
I want to marry your whole family and be your favorite daddy, your grandpa and your little brother too. I won't be just a sailor if I move into your trailer. I want to be the captain and the crew. I'll be the man around the house, the community spouse. Still, I'm a savin' all my best for you. 'Cuz lovin' 1 is always fun but lovin' 4 is so much more and Baby, we can keep it in the family.
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I want to marry your whole family and be your favorite daddy, your grandpa and your little brother too. I won't be just a sailor if I move into your trailer. I want to be the captain and the crew. I'll be the man in charge, the tugboat and the barge. Still, I'm a savin' all my best for you. 'Cuz lovin' 1 is always fun but lovin' 4 is so much more and Baby, we can keep it in the family.
Yeah, then after all the lovin', introduce me to your cousin, 'cuz Baby, ain't she family? Baby, ain't she family? Baby, ain't she family, too?