A Dublin newspaper has since reported that Irish scientists searching for evidence of ancient phone systems in Ireland, excavated to a depth of 200 metres under a peat marsh in Mallow, found absolutely nothing.
Chief spade man Shaun Lamb stated, “This is comprehensive evidence that 3000 years ago, the Irish were already using mobile phones
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