There must be a lot of guys with tiny peckers in Oklahoma, because there's a lot of overcompensation going on there.
If you live your life in such fear that you have to wear a gun on your hip to feel safe in public, then that's just pitiful. I doubt someone's going to mug you while you eat your home fries at the Waffle House, or that a roving gang of thugs is going to descend upon the Tractor Supply Company and you'll have to defend yourself and have a shootout from behind a makeshift barricade of Purina dog food.