I saw some gorgeous identical twins standing at the bar last night.
I staggered over and said, “Do you ladies fancy coming back to my place for a wild threesome?”
“You’re bloody drunk aren’t you?” they asked.
“No,” I slurred, “What makes you think that?”
They said, “I’m standing here on my own.”
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Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now 
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