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Originally Posted by the_tyrant
Mr Smith told me that there is an invisible hand to guide me.
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Well duh. It's invisible, you're not supposed to see it, silly.
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Mr Mao told me that we should tear up on textbooks and lynch our teachers.
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Yeah, the one time we listened to something they taught us in the school's history class and then heard complaints about taking it too literally.
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Mr Mussolini tould me that fascism is best I since the trains run on time.
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I have a national railroad company that could use one of those as its head executive, then.
I'm on the other hand wondering: Marx told me the inevitable revolution would make me happy. Lenin told me I shouldn't listen to Marx, because I'm too stupid to understand what happiness is on my own. Stalin told me I shouldn't listen to neither of them. That's pretty much the only thing he
told me.