Hi mate,
Well, I think it's only fair that she retires first after years of me sending her down the mines and also her Saturday job as a chimney sweep!. Apart from anything else it'll greatly reduce our shower gel expediture and there won't be so much soot on the carpet either!

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It'll also save a fortune in packed lunches, one apple and one sandwich a day all mounts up, or am I getting confused with Dan Air?.
They say that life begins at 40, so how come I'm more knackered now that I've ever been?. I blame the politicians it's all a con done with smoke and mirrors, then again I blame them for everything from stubbing my toe to the state of the global economy so why should they get away with anything?
Skype is free and if you've got a headset then it's more fun talking than typing, accent shouldn't be a problem should it? mi 'ol mucker
TTFN