Oh let me guess, this is soo exxx - citing !!
Some possible official announcements:
Obama was born in Africa !
The democrats want to take away real estate from the homeless !
The democrats want to privatize my losses !
Obama uses a China-built iPhone !
Obama is not black, he uses instant-tan !
Since Chile you know what we think of democracy !
All talk about Texas. Idiots, we do not even pay any !
The rich must get richer !
All are talking of peace. Not us !
Peace threatens your jobs !