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Belgrad, 16/10/2012
The former states of Slovenia, Bosnia, Serbia, Montenegro and Croatia decided to reunite again and form the Republic of Yugolslavia 2.0.
The new President, who calls himself Betitonov, stated to Pengu News:
"We thought we had nothing in common anymore until we realized that we are united in the hatred against a certain element from the Amerika who called us a joke."
