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Old 10-10-12, 10:51 AM   #2385
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Originally Posted by jimbuna View Post
And the dog turns to the guy and says "Maybe I shoulda said DiMaggio?"
Addendum:

"What goes on the outside of a tree?"
"Bark!"
What did Noah take the animals in?"
"Ark!"

I've told that one a thousand times over the past forty years or so, and I bet I've told it more than once here, maybe even in this thread. That doesn't stop it from being funny, though. I'd forgotten that I knew it. Thanks for bringing it back.
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