I was wandering around a shop earlier, when an assistant asked if I needed help:
I said, "Yeah, I want to treat the wife."
"In here sir? Are you sure? This is a DIY store" he replied.
"I know that" I snapped, "it's for her wooden leg."
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Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
Oh my God, not again!!
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