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Old 10-03-12, 05:12 PM   #2362
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I was wandering around a shop earlier, when an assistant asked if I needed help:

I said, "Yeah, I want to treat the wife."

"In here sir? Are you sure? This is a DIY store" he replied.

"I know that" I snapped, "it's for her wooden leg."
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