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Old 09-29-12, 12:36 PM   #2342
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After a few beers I ended up sleeping with a bit of a fat bird last night. This morning she watched me putting a number into her mobile phone.
"If you fancy a repeat performance, just dial that number" I said.
"Wow" she replied "people don't normally give me their number".
"It's not mine" said I, "It's weight watchers".
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