Real pirates laugh at paddlewheels!
I got a ship like that when I was a wee lad, Fisher Price, my first pirate ship.
Then I grew hair on me nether regions, and got something with only sails, and no engine, arghhhhhhh.
I just impressed 4 sailors and killed the rest, I am going to make them cook, then shoot them for fun. Make me stop. I make Blackbeard look like Mudder Theresa!
Arghhhhh
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