Arrgh, even in me non pirate form my spelling is pure tripe.
(We aren't Somalian pirates are we?)
Ooogy boogy, gimme your oil tanker, or me and my barefoot compatriots will kill you.
I can afford an ak47 and RPG-7s but shoes escape my grasp of comprehension..
Ugggghhh (falls over dead)
Damn Seal team snipers.