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Old 09-15-12, 10:23 AM   #2285
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I called hotel management from the hotel room and said, "Please, come quick. I'm having an argument with my wife and she says she'll jump out the window of your hotel".

"That is a personal matter," answered the hotel manager.

"Screw you!" I screamed. "The window won't open so that's a maintenance matter."
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