A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps you when you lie . He decides to test it out on his son at supper. “Where were you last night?” “I was at the library.” The robot slaps the son. “OK I was at a friend’s house,” the son admits. “Doing what?” asked the father. “Watching a movie: Toy Story.” The robot slaps the son. “OK it was porn!” cried the son. Father yells “What? When I was your age I didn’t know what porn was!” The robot slaps the father. The mother laughs and says, “He certainly is your son!” The robot slaps the mother.
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Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now 
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